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Jokes

Cliche Turned Back

on May 15, 2025

Published in Jokes

"I'm really too tired and unable to do my home work," the son protested to his father.

"Now my son, hard work has never killed any one yet, at least your age."

"Yes, but I don't want to run the risk of being the first!"

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