I have a problem about being nearly sixty: I keep waking up in the morning and thinking I'm thirty-one.

Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.

Getting along with men isn't what's truly important. The vital knowledge is how to get along with one man.

In university, they don't tell you that the greater part of the law is learning to tolerate fools.

Getting along with men isn't what's truly important. The vital knowledge is how to get along with one man.

When I appear in public, people expect me to neigh, grind my teeth paw the ground and swish my tail --- none of which is easy.

The First Lady is an unpaid public servant elected by one person --- her husband.

The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.

Mothers, food, love, and career, the four major guilt groups.

While gossip among women is universally ridiculed as low and trivial, gossip among men, especially if it is about women, is called theory, or idea, or fact.

The modern rule is that every woman should be her own chaperon.

Use what talent you possess: the woods would be very silent if no birds sang except those that sang best.

Fortunately, psychoanalysis is not the only way to resolve inner conflicts. Life itself remains a very effective therapist.

The only place you will be accepted is the place you make for yourself.

It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head.

I have witnessed the softening of the hardest of hearts by a simple smile.

Part of being sane, is being a little bit crazy.

We call them dumb animals, and so they are, for they cannot tell us how they feel, but they do not suffer less because they have no words.

There are times not to flirt. When you're sick. When you're with children. When you're on the witness stand.

Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can only read the title.